UI Students Start Multicultural Org for White People, Finally!

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Barbara Wilson Changes Name of Burge to “Barbge”

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Report: Why Was Herky So Caked Up at the Engagement Fair?

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To Celebrate Labor Day WGA and SAG-Aftra Go Back to Work

What the Fuck is Labor Day?!??!

Doily Allergen Press Passes Prove to Be Total Failure

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Alright Alright, Joke's Over Guys, It was Funny the First Time

Doily Allergen Makes Public Apology for Bad Behavior

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HAWK ALERT: I’m About To Wolf Out

DO NOT GO TO THE STUDENT ENGAGEMENT FAIR!!!!!!!