HAWK ALERT: Student Apprehended for Being in Possession of Academic Weapons

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HAWK ALERT: H'what in Tarnation Is a Midterm?

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HAWK ALERT: do you even like me?

HAWK ALERT: u up?

HAWK ALERT: I Just Took a Gender-Affirming Shit

HAWK ALERT: Sorry I farted so Loud

HAWK ALERT: I’m About To Wolf Out

HAWK ALERT: Tummy Ache :(

HAWK ALERT: Holy Shit, How Did We Just Now Hear About This!?

HAWK ALERT: Are You Mad At Me?