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Alex Doughty

Free Food on T. Anne Cleary When Provided Any Credit Card Number
A guide on how to swindle your way to some free grub! I’ve signed up for DashPash at least 15 times by now just for the free sandwiches....

FACT: You Are Getting Veeerrrryyy Sleeeepppyyy
And at the snap of our fingers…

HAWK ALERT: Your Short Friend Is Airborne
Let’s hope they packed their umbrella. See emergency.uiowa.edu for more.

DOGE Budget Cuts Include All Iowa Men’s Sports
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has ordered the University of Iowa—a state-funded institution—to cut tens of millions of...

Student Spotlight: Kid Whose Jean Cuffs are Full of Slush
The end of winter is approaching, which every midwesterner knows is the beginning of slush season. As part of a university research trial...


HAWK ALERT: Student Apprehended for Being in Possession of Academic Weapons
The University’s main library is under complete lockdown after the Iowa City Police tip line received notice that a student in possession...

Did You Know? Walking Taco is a Palindrome
So is Atlanta.

BREAKING: The Doily Allergen Wins Bid To Purchase YAF In Bankruptcy Auction
The University of Iowa’s only student newspaper announced yesterday that it won a bankruptcy auction to acquire the Iowa chapter of the...

Cade McNamara Spotted Casting Dark Incantations on Sullivan to Earn Back Starting Position
New reports have uncovered that Iowa QB Brendan Sullivan’s ankle sprain during last week’s game against UCLA may have been caused by the...


Iowa Ave. Pedestrian Tunnel Construction Actually Evil Bridge Troll Takeover
Astute residents of the Iowa City area may have noticed the repairs on the pedestrian tunnel underneath Iowa Avenue have been taking...

HAWK ALERT: OUCH OWIE OWWWW
WHOOOOOO MAMA!!!!! YYYEEOOOOUUCH!!!!! HOOOLY BUCKETS!!!!! EEEEEEKKK!!!!! OOOOHHHH MAAAANN!!!!!!!!!! URRGHHHHHH OOOF!!!!!! HOLY...

'What, guys can’t be guys no more?' Apparently Insufficient Legal Defense For A DUI Case
Has feminism gone too far? Pictured: Brentley Albright studying late at the Boyd Law Library University of Iowa law student Brentley...
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