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BREAKING: Barbara Wilson Reveals Death Doula Side-Hustle Amid Canvas Chaos
Had to Pay the Shinyhunters Bounty Somehow
 • Ev W
Tippie Student Accepts Internship With Local Dark Lord
Far out in the distance, an evil castle sits framed by dark clouds and weird green lightning.
 • Lucinda Lorrayne
Iowa Republican Congress Members Caught at No Loads Refused Pimped-Out Cumdump Event
Per the usual.
 • Zach Martinez
University of Iowa Hitler Youth Branch Receives Funding Cuts
In a breakthrough decision, the Iowa Board of Regents has slashed the historic “Hitler Youth Outreach Program” from their usual operational budget of…
 • Asher
HAWK ALERT: don kno :p ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hewwo frens, somethin real bad n scawwy is happenin on campus!!
 • MK Shultz
Dear Doily: I Can't Stop Playing Clash During Lecture
Dear Doily,
 • Keegan King
Day in the Life of a Doily Allergen DEI Hire
Hey guys.
 • Alex Smith-Perry
Local Man Builds Least Structurally Sound Die Table Yet
If men are good for anything, it’s poorly constructing wooden tables to gather around shirtless, beer in hand, at 10 am on a given Saturday.
 • Erin Detlefsen
Dear Doily: Get an AI Overview of MY ASS!!!
AI? More like ASS INVESTIGATION
 • MK Shultz
9-Person Friend Group Surprisingly Well-Adjusted and Free from Hatred
Love Wins!
 • Calvin Covington
UIHD Unveils Dining Hall Priority Queue For Student Athletes
Everybody’s gotta eat, but they need to more!
 • Alex Doughty
Top 5 Most Embarrassing Graduation Ads You Paid Us to Run
Recently, we here at The Doily Allergen announced that we would be running graduation ads for parents to place about their offspring.
 • Byron López Ellington

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Doily Allergen to Take Leave of Absence After Death of Five Writers
Today is a sad day for The Doily Allergen and its dedicated following.
 • Byron López Ellington
BREAKING: Barbara Wilson Reveals Death Doula Side-Hustle Amid Canvas Chaos
Had to Pay the Shinyhunters Bounty Somehow
 • Ev W
Tippie Student Accepts Internship With Local Dark Lord
Far out in the distance, an evil castle sits framed by dark clouds and weird green lightning.
 • Lucinda Lorrayne
Iowa Republican Congress Members Caught at No Loads Refused Pimped-Out Cumdump Event
Per the usual.
 • Zach Martinez
University of Iowa Hitler Youth Branch Receives Funding Cuts
In a breakthrough decision, the Iowa Board of Regents has slashed the historic “Hitler Youth Outreach Program” from their usual operational budget of…
 • Asher
Local Man Builds Least Structurally Sound Die Table Yet
If men are good for anything, it’s poorly constructing wooden tables to gather around shirtless, beer in hand, at 10 am on a given Saturday.
 • Erin Detlefsen
9-Person Friend Group Surprisingly Well-Adjusted and Free from Hatred
Love Wins!
 • Calvin Covington
UIHD Unveils Dining Hall Priority Queue For Student Athletes
Everybody’s gotta eat, but they need to more!
 • Alex Doughty
UIowa Athletics Rep Catches Frisbee in Mouth
Ain’t no rule says a normal regular guy can’t play Ultimate.
 • Anna Fox
Elray’s Cracks Down on Groping, Goes Out of Business
The beloved Iowa City institution Elray’s Live & Dive has fallen to the wayside shortly after instituting a strict “no groping” policy.
 • Erin Detlefsen
Prominent Iowa City Gay Bar Temporarily Closed
Community Uplifts Queer Voices in the Wake of Deadwood Tavern’s Closure
 • Katelyn Nguyen and Ev W
Guy in Your Econ Class: “War Is Great Because the Drones Go Zoom”
And the bombs go kaboom
 • Byron López Ellington
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