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Doily Allergen Gets Deployed
Government Re-opens, We’re Shipped Off
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MK Shultz
Education Major Says Career Goal To Say N Word During “To Kill a Mockingbird”
While conducting interviews for an article on student career prospects, we met with a number of diverse members of the student body with a wide range of…
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Lucinda Lorrayne
Big Pot of Communal Stew Set to Replace Burge Dining Hall
In a stunning upgrade to on-campus dining, University Housing & Dining announced on Tuesday that Burge Dining Hall has been replaced by one (1) massive…
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Keegan King
Student Spotlight: The Skateboarder Eating Shit Between All Your Classes
School can be pretty boring sometimes.
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Asher
‘Lactose Intolerance’ to be Classified in DSM-6
The New Psych Meta: What You Need to Know.
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Ev W
Report: Everyone Can Tell You’re Trying To Hide An Ingrown Toenail Limp On T. Anne Cleary Walkway
Nobody walks like that.
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Alex Doughty
Dear Doily: This Benadryl is Hittinggggg
Dear Doily,
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Alex Smith-Perry
UI Student Arrested For Coughing In Direction of TPUSA Table
Iowa City, IA — A freshman student at the University of Iowa, Lilith Foley, was tackled and detained by an ICPD SWAT team shortly after walking out of…
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D Will
UIowa To Ban Organic Chemistry Tutor Videos, Promote Use of Tutor Iowa
In a startling move for STEM and non-STEM students alike, President Wilson has issued a statement declaring a total ban on videos from the popular…
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McKinley McManus
Student Spotlight: Your Dryer’s Lint Trap
Somebody stick up for the little guy.
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Alex Doughty
Student Spotlight: The Roommate You Never Met
There were a lot of things you weren’t told when applying for housing in Mayflower.
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Ev W
Dear Doily: My friend is studying abroad next semester. How can I make this about me?
Dear Doily,
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Erin Detlefsen

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Barbara Wilson Pardons Herky
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Erin Detlefsen
Doily Allergen Gets Deployed
Government Re-opens, We’re Shipped Off
 • 
MK Shultz
Education Major Says Career Goal To Say N Word During “To Kill a Mockingbird”
While conducting interviews for an article on student career prospects, we met with a number of diverse members of the student body with a wide range of…
 • 
Lucinda Lorrayne
Big Pot of Communal Stew Set to Replace Burge Dining Hall
In a stunning upgrade to on-campus dining, University Housing & Dining announced on Tuesday that Burge Dining Hall has been replaced by one (1) massive…
 • 
Keegan King
‘Lactose Intolerance’ to be Classified in DSM-6
The New Psych Meta: What You Need to Know.
 • 
Ev W
Report: Everyone Can Tell You’re Trying To Hide An Ingrown Toenail Limp On T. Anne Cleary Walkway
Nobody walks like that.
 • 
Alex Doughty
UI Student Arrested For Coughing In Direction of TPUSA Table
Iowa City, IA — A freshman student at the University of Iowa, Lilith Foley, was tackled and detained by an ICPD SWAT team shortly after walking out of…
 • 
D Will
UIowa To Ban Organic Chemistry Tutor Videos, Promote Use of Tutor Iowa
In a startling move for STEM and non-STEM students alike, President Wilson has issued a statement declaring a total ban on videos from the popular…
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McKinley McManus
Third-year English Student Has Yet to Read Book
UI: the writing school, not the reading school
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MK Shultz
Study Shows Tall Guys are Employed by the University to Walk Slow
(Specifically in front of you)
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Charlotte Hagen
BREAKING: Guy Reading on Bus Is a Vibe
IOWA CITY, IA — Around 8:30 this morning, bystanders reported witnessing a male student reading while heading to class on the Cambus Red Route.
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Byron López Ellington
Dining Hall First Date Obviously Not Going Well
UIowa Student Marco Cavazos Invites the Doily Allergen to Eavesdrop on His Dining Hall First Date
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Zach Martinez
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